Apparently I am not allowed to moan or groan until the week before the baby is born according to my hubby. Every time I let out an ‘ugh’ or an ‘ouch,’ he comments on how I still have 2 months left. I know I have 2 months left! 2 months or 2 days, I am still allowed to complain! I have a 4 lb baby sitting on my bladder all day long. In fact the only time Capt Jack moves is when he imitates an alligator’s death roll in my stomach (usually while I am driving or sleeping) or he tries to crawl out of my esophagus and wave hello to passer byers. When Capt Jack does decide to be still and sleep, he wads up in a ball and placing his whole mass where ever is most inconvenient at the time. FYI, as soon as a woman finds out she is pregnant, she is given a ‘complain about anything and everything’ free card. I know I have 2 months left and guess what, the grunts and groans are just going to get worse, so get ready. Ugh, did I mention that being pregnant is really getting uncomfortable!
Monday, August 16, 2010
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Complain all you want, you have a human being living inside you. And getting bigger. Wow, its really freaky when I put it that way. Point is, I'm sure you are really uncomfortable so moan and groan whenever you feel like it!
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